I'm a flipper guy.
It's my preferred footwear of choice, and I wear them proudly wherever I go.
Even to somewhat formal events, when people point out that my choice in foot attire is a little on the lean side, I simply smile and remind myself of all the good things that flippers do.
Things like:
being 100x faster to put on and take off
looking great with shorts, pants, and no pants
allowing my feet to get wet and not even care about it
providing constant air refreshment to one of the most neglected parts of the body
and creating SUPER cool tan lines (instead of that awkward cut off sock line)
Flippers are pretty dang cool.
So cool, in fact, that I wrote a haiku.
Flippers blow my mind
Giving freedom to the feet
And rest for the soul
Okay, so it probably needs some work, but the point is I'm stoked to go on many adventures with these babies.
And when you're that stoked about something, you gotta tell the whole world.
So here it is, world!
Consider yourself told.